In my never-ending quest to lose those last ten pounds I have embarked on a new and revolutionary way of eating...a new lifestyle, actually. I have become a Vegan. I'm still researching the details of what this means and what it will entail...but from what I understand I no longer eat meat, fish or dairy products, foregoing those heinous diet staples in favor of berries, barks and weeds.
Being the voracious carnivore that I am, this might prove challenging once I get over my mild case of the flu and get my appetite back. But,while I'm feeling weak and woozie, and self-medicating with Theraflu, Vitamin C and chicken noodle soup, I am a Green, meat-free, animal friendly Vegan. Uh oh...I just realized that the chicken noodle soup I've been downing is probably not Vegan friendly...but I'm sick, and I'm Jewish, so a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. Besides, life is about balance...so, I'll balance the water with the wine and the tofu with the bacon cheeseburgers. I said I'm Jewish, not Kosher!
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umm, you're half-jewish. remember?
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